About You

• Who are you? I'm Batman!

• Where are you from?
Gotham? Actually if I type all crap like this in it will tell you nothing about me. So I guess I better put Hampshire, England

• How old are you?
I am now considered to be Old with a capitol O. I was old when I started playing 7-8 years ago on retail and I am even older now.

• What are your usual playing hours?
Pretty much all day and all evening. I stop sometimes for dinner unless I am raiding in which case the wife brings dinner into me so I can eat and raid at the same time. If she doesn't then she gets the back of my hand and I have to stop wow for 5 mins while I beat her with my belt.


Character Details

• Character Name, Dogwomb

• Character Class, Rogue

• Character Talent Spec, Combat 18-33-0

• Gear, = Shit. I only started on feenix this week and spent my time herbing to get some gold for a 100% mount cos I hate riding around at 60%

• What professions have you selected for this character and why? Herbing cos I need the fadeleaf and am too cheap to buy it off someone else when I can just take like 20 mins a day farming it.

Communication

• Can you speak and understand English to a good level? I am English so obviously not as well as most people from any other country in the world. The amount of times I have had to retype this all out is crazy as there are more spelling mistakes than (i dunno, just think of something there is alot of and say that, jeez I have to do everything around here, just do this one thing for me, I CBA to think of anything)

• Can you use TeamSpeak and are you able to speak when required? So in other words do you own some headphones and a mic and are u competent enough to know they go on ur head and not around ur ankle? yes and er yes. (sorry can't think of anything else to write in here, I know you would prefer not to have one word answers so I will write out all this so to someone that doesn't read this application all the way through properly it will look like I have written loads about myself, when in reality its just a load of gobble-de-gook, but don't tell them if you have got this far, congratulations, it will just be our little secret)

Raid Details

• Are you comfortable with loot council? Certainly, if u use dkp then ppl wont bid on T1 as they will want to save their points for T2 etc which doesn't help the raid. Loot council makes sure that all loot is used and that ppl slowly upgrade there gear.

• Mc / Bwl / Naxx pre-quests? I am just about to start grinding my preraid gear, I will get attuned well before I am required to partake in any raids.

• Previous raiding experience and details. I am new to feenix (i think I wrote this further up, I have gone out and made a cup of tea since writing it, if I did, but I whats the point in scrolling up to see when I can just add this little bit in here instead, besides my tea is rather hot so I am typing with one hand whilst 'blowing' on my tea to cool it) so have not done any raids at all. I did start playing retail wow pre TBC and leveled my first char up to 70 during TBC, hated it and went back to a 60 alt of mine. During TBC myself and some RL mates made a guild called 'Sixty' on Korgall. We then moved the guild to Steamwheedle where it finally died toward the end of WotLK when Blizz screwed those on classic accounts. Since then I have been doing classic raids with my warrior on Azjol Nerub and finally on The Shatar as an officer in Deck Me Out. So basically apart from maybe 6 months during TBC I have been playing a lvl 60 char doing everything possible a lvl 60 can do. My warrior now retired from fighting and hunting worthless achievement points It's time to move back to where things were hard. I couldn't create another warrior for fear that Hooper would come visit me and show his distaste so I am stuck with the rogue, The name comes from my first hunter that I lvled to 70 during TBC and the nickname of 'Dog' I have picked up years ago from it, which my children even call me (the little pricks).

• Raid attendence - You know the raid times and the raid days. Do you have any problem making these? I was looking for a EU guild so I can raid during evenings my time.

- Are you an adult in control of your own playtime or is it dictated for you? Will anything cause you to quit early/afk/cancel the pre-organised event at a moments notice with 39 other people from all over the world who put time aside to spend it with you? Apart from having to pick one of my kids up from brownies or something dumb like that I shouldn't be called away. I get things crop up the same as everyone else but I am normally informed of them days before raid times.

• Are you comfortable with the fact that you may not always have a raid spot? OFC, I don't expect any until I get some decent gear. Then some ZG and AQ20 runs with the guild would be good.

• Are you willing to download/use all the necessary addons that are requied to raid with us? Ye just tell me what U want me to have and I will get them, all guilds have there own requirements so just let me know what you require and I will make sure they are all working as they should be well before raid time.

Final Exit

• What were your former guilds and why did you leave them? Shadowforge (during classic, on korgall) then 'Sixty', Then Infamous (on Azjol, this guild disbanded after a while as members started to PuG and there were not enough of us left to do any guild runs) Then I went to Deck Me out. Where we ran guild raids to MC, BWL and AQ40. I now wish to start playing on 1.12 again and feenix seemed the most stable and well run.

• What would you bring to Final Exit as a guild? Tales of heroism and honor well into the small hours.

• What would you expect from Final Exit as a guild? I am looking for some people to do some instances to get my D1 set without having to go through the whole pugging thing. I have some friends making chars on feenix as well and we were going to do some 5 mans but we are not always all on at the same time and we wouldn't have enough to do UBRS so was kinda hoping some people in guild would have alts they wanted to gear up as well. Also after speaking to some members, I added Clayzor to my friends and have been waiting for the last few days for him to log. I play alot and still havn't seen him so I think he is a myth. I want to be in the guild so I can share the joke when you tell ppl that want to apply to speak to Clayzor.

On a final Note My typing sucks, I spell the as teh all the time. I tried hard during this manuscript to spell 'the' correctly but in guild chat I will spell it as 'teh' So I am basically saying if this bothers you then you can all go to hell, I don't care. At school we only had BBC computers and typing classes were tought with actual typewriters. If I spell things wrong then it's not because I don't know how to spell it's because I suck at typing, anyway it's like one little word, get over it. In fact as I am sat here getting worked up I may even start typing so quick that I start spelling it as 'hte' Does it matter? Screw it I will just talk on TS then you can all see how normal I really am and after you inv me you will all agree that your guild was incomplete before I was in there.

I will now go back to my herbing and wait for Clayzor to log, ah you guys and ur jokes.

Well well well - what have we here? A well ofc!

No really on topic, I assume this is a troll post so let me give a jolly good opinion about this one!

BALLY DENIED!

Peace /Ebonheart=)

Thanks for your interest in joining us.
As we are an endgame guild raiding naxx and aq40, it doesnt seem we are what you are currently looking for.
I therefore have to decline your application.
Feel free to reapply once you geared up and are still interested.

*closed*